Monday, November 26, 2018

Why Today Is Without A Doubt The Greatest Day Of The Year

hello all.


so apparently i thought i posted this an di never did ????? heres a deleted scene i guess

I welcome you to today.  August 28th, 2018.  Some of you may know today as the day the " I Have a Dream" speech was made in 1963.  Or others may know it as the day milk was raised to 24 cents per quart in 1956.

but that is not why were gathered here today.

today, 49 years ago, a legend is born.

and we know this legend as

 LEGENDARY THOMAS JACOB BLACK!!!!11!!
notice how he chsnged his name and actually wasnt named jack black by mr and mrs black



A Sonnet by Jack Blacks biggest fan Marigold

My great Jack Black, you inspire me to write.
I love the way you dances, hugs and skips,
Invading my mind day and through the night,
Always dreaming about the internships.

Let me compare you to a green sawdust?
You are more splendid and more perfection.
heat toasts the frolics of August,
And summertime has the bye election.

How do I love you? Let me count the ways.
I love your lovely style, wit and charm.
Thinking of your gorgeous wit fills my days.
My love for you is the writing arm.

Now I must away with a blended heart,
Remember my words whilst we're apart.






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also...





im cring why did this happennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn where is kibum + taetae yall are missing outtttt

also what is jack wearing ???




"The Goonies" Movie Review



first of all... a note:

I am very, very sorry for the hiatus-I have gotten very busy, and have not uploaded a real, genuine post since June.  I have very big things planned for this blog, so get very excited!!!!!!  Don't worry, I will be establishing a schedule soon.       -Ma




welcome to...
Image result for the goonies logo Movie Review!!

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Me, being a very big 80's movie fan, have been wanting to watch this flim for a while.  After going to the library, I saw the movie, and thought: "oh hey its the goonies ive always wanted to watch that nyeac nyeac." 
So, I rented it, and finally watched it today!


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My Rating:

                97/100

I am rating it this because I honestly wasn't too sure I was going to enjoy it-I'm not a hug fan of action/adventure-But something about this movie just drew me in.  It was really enjoyable, and the brotherly friendship throughout it just made me uwu.  Also the kids were such mems, it was just an experience.



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Synospis:

bobsam is youre average erd.  bbb os your average older bro.  bobsams friends come over, called the goonies!  their house area is going to get knocked down by birmingham's dad, so they end up find a treasure map and go hunting for the treasure.  along the way, they meet new frenz and enemies.  oohhoohhoho

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Characters:





BobSam



nerdy nerd
supposed to be the main character but hardly does anything in the first part and the middle
uses an inhaler to be cool ??
poor kid
my mom randomly thought I had a crush on him ?? I didn't even mention him at all throughout the viewing



Biggest Brother Brand



-failed driving test
-a bit wimpy although doesn't seem like it
-missed out on what would have been the greatest moment of his life bc he was too busy peeing
-kids hate him, later befriend him ??



The Name Says It All


-pURPle RAIN
-named "Mouth" but hardly talks in the 2nd half of the movie ??
-fluidez en espaƱol
-whoah whoah wAIT
Holup!

hE LOOKS LIKE THE BOY FROM "STAND BY EM" THAT GIVES THE VIEWER WILL MEADE VIBES ???
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what is this sorcery


oMG IT IS THE SAME PERSIN ITS SOM DUDE NAMED COREY FIELDMAN YESSSSSSSSSS IT KNEW ITTT



Truffle Shuffle

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-honestly acts like he should be the main character
-suoer iconic
-probably a very nice, kind young man in real life
-destructivvv

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INDA

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-lolz "Don't you realize!?  You just kissed his younger brother!"
-honestly a fine character, very kind an nice
-ok but how could she not tell she kissed BobSam instead of BBB !!??
-overall very rad person, 11/1o.




Bully Blinders

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-apparently lives in detroit ?? wew what a place to live
-quite tEcH saaBy
-hardly talks at the beginning, but is a chatterbox from the middle to the end ??
-the nerd that people only use for his gadgets ??





sTEAIFJENLJKIFBJKLESFEFFFF
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-not much to say about her, xcept that she's sUPER ANNOYING
-reminds everybody of barb wew i thought i was the only one
-hOW DO YOU DEAL WITH LOSING YOUR GLASSES FOR 2 HOURS WHAT EVEN



That Guy You Always See on Online Tabloids

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-"Ohhhhh, so that's where he's from!"
-a lil freaky the first time you see him
-actually a big softie
-him and trufle shuffle are friendship goals nyeac nyeac




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this is the greatest cult family film, you must watch it rihgt away

i swer i am not lyring it is the funniest thing you will ever see




here yall go:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t5whaRkuipU


Sunday, November 11, 2018

Tuesday, September 25, 2018

My Hey Arnold Yoyo

i dont know what to post about



ok but the hey arnold yoyo truly exists whoah


only true wwendyslife fans will understand what im talking about yehet! ! !
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Wednesday, May 23, 2018

today me and Samantha did the ultimate


we askde mr hunter who Image result for nino cosplay miraculous is

he said "I'm not caught up on these handsome men"


 this is Samantha's awesome drawing of Nino

shoutout to Samantha she is a good artist :)





help mr levitt is going crazy

he wouldnt stop saying oui oui





Thursday, April 12, 2018

ESSAY TIMEEEEEEE

anyway

everyone's playing fortnite probably and giggling and watching the Office

heh heh

Psy is coming for you in your worst nightmresss




btw that ws samantha


it is the m-step, or as mr. Costelo says, DUBSTEP

so yeaH


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helo Neon Double Chin Boi tm

my hobbies include
yodeling
playing with my hey arnold yoyo
watchig the egg shaped guy
playingn with my fave acion figure psy

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hi im garit yeppl

i like to eat my favorite color is eggs

my favorite food is rock

dr. phil is my bff- best friend five

i spit on peopl
taste my yummi saliva

i hav a littl bit of stubbl
\

i have a littl secret that noboy els knows onl me


*vomits and diez*

lol jk


bye



hears my seccret

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YxLsYMRhnEw

Why Today Is Without A Doubt The Greatest Day Of The Year

hello all. so apparently i thought i posted this an di never did ????? heres a deleted scene i guess I welcome you to today.  August 28...